In a public statement earlier today, a representative from the Jolly Falls Water Park in Milwaukee, WI confirmed they would be closing all their bathrooms due to a lack of interest from visitors. “These bathrooms have been with us from the very beginning,” said Jim Rogers, Director of Ride Development. “But times change and tastes change. No one had used these bathrooms in a number of years and we determined our customers would be better served using this space for our new attraction, Hot Springs Lagoon.” Rogers elaborated on the new attraction, describing it as a bubbling cauldron of warm water that you sit in up to your waist with hundreds of other people.

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