The US State Department confirmed that it is requiring Russia to close three offices in the United States this weekend including its consulate general in San Francisco. In response, the Russian government has decided just to move any affected staff into the space they already own in Trump Tower in Manhattan. When asked if he was excited to move his office into a luxury high rise in New York City, one Russian official commented, “Oh, I’ve been to Trump Tower many times. It’s kind of a shit hole.”

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