After driving nearly four hours to participate in a white power rally over the weekend, Billy Mason realized he had arrived without his semi-automatic assault rifle. "At first I couldn't believe it," recalled Mason, a 37 year old pizza delivery boy. "I mean who comes to something like this without their giant gun? I was pretty worried the other skinheads would think I was a white supremacist in name only." Luckily, Mason was able to tie his Bowie knife to the pole of his confederate flag, which most protesters agreed was pretty badass.

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