Statisticians from the National Academy of Science and Things have confirmed that your desire to sleep has won over your desire to exercise for 11,680 consecutive days in a row. This streak blows every other record of yours out of the water including days without coffee (30), days without alcohol (12), and days without looking at your phone for a half hour right before bed (2). The statisticians are confident this will be the defining statistic of your life, since your serious lack of exercise makes another 11,680 days very unlikely.
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