A recent FDA study has confirmed that consumers of Fox News are getting only trace amounts of news. “We have asked Fox News to appropriately adjust the grams of news posted on their ingredients list and to consider dropping the word ‘News’ from their product,” stated FDA Assistant Director Morton Bellis. “We also found a higher than expected amount of bullshit in their content. However, as of this time, there are no FDA guidelines for acceptable levels of bullshit.”

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