White House security has reported a surge in trespassing attempts in recent weeks. While a common problem with tourists, the increase in activity appears solely the result of Senator Mitch McConnell and his continued efforts to bury drafts of the senate’s healthcare bill under the Rose Garden. Aides had little to say about a delirious McConnell being dragged away by Secret Service on Thursday night. However, an unnamed source close to the Senator thought that reducing the burden on Americans to read the bill is consistent with McConnell’s work reducing the burden on Americans of having health insurance.

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