After a long day at daycare, your child would like you to hold her, and put her down now, but also hold her too. For dinner she will have the pasta and red sauce that doesn’t get her hands dirty as well as blueberries, but not those blueberries, she means the other kind of blueberries. Bath time is fine as long as no water is involved. 

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