The Russian FSB Minister Of Tiny Microphones, Boris Kasparov, said he was outraged Thursday after hearing James Comey’s testimony on Capital Hill. “Mr. Comey says Trump directed him to ‘let go’ of the investigation into Michael Flynn, but this is not true,” exclaimed the Russian intelligence leader. “Listen to my recording here at minute 59, right after the meeting has adjourned… see, Trump is clearly using sarcasm and not forcefuly asking Comey to stop the investigation.” He continued, “And since we had asked Trump to make sure the investigation stopped, everyone over here was super pissed. Putin had to give him a stern talking to after that.”

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