According to anonymous sources inside the White House, President Trump was reportedly incensed after learning that comedian Kathy Griffin tweeted a picture of herself with Trump’s severed head. “I just today, literally just today, found a kick ass headless horseman costume for Halloween. But I can’t wear it now, can I,” cried an exasperated Trump. He added, “They don’t take returns!” 

Aides were able to calm the President down after explaining that Chief of Staff Reince Priebus could still use the horse’s ass part of the costume.

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