Recent college graduate Mike Rizzo just hit his first professional roadblock yesterday when trying to determine the ideal spot on his resume for his numerous Xbox Live Achievements. “I suppose most of these would fall under the Education header, but for so many of the team based games it feels like they should be recognized under Professional Affiliations,” argued the 23 year old who spent nearly $100,000 on a degree in Slavic Studies. “Then again, maybe my Objective should mention my interest in a couple of the best ones too?” As of late last night, Mike decided to just complete the single bullet point under Professional Experience and call it a day.

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