In another push away from established political norms, the White House has chosen outsiders to lead major divisions within the department of Health and Human Services. John Harrison and Steven Drake, meth adicts from western North Dakota, will each lead teams of over 50 people focused on drug safety and regulation. The White House did not return our request for comment, but an anonymous source told us, “Johnny and Steve-O are really great guys and will be tremendous assets for this administration. I’ve known them a long time and they really understand the ins and outs of how drugs work.”

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