Citing a noticeable uptick in your recent erratic behavior, Dr. Eugene B. Williams has indicated that you should probably just take it down a notch.

Dr. Williams noted that while your personal appearance can be an appropriate channel for self expression, it isn’t the best medium for those days when you feel like a psychotic clown. And while the doctor felt that yelling at traffic during your commute to work would be perfectly fine, throwing your feces out the car window would not be. Furthermore, he agreed that many people enjoy puppies, but thought very few enjoy things that are puppy flavored.

Luckily, after an hour with that downer, your day took a turn for the better after you drove by the combination hand gun/fireworks outlet and figured you were due for a treat.

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