The National Academy of Science and Things has released a new study showing that almost all of the traffic to the popular jobs website occurs in the moments after someone speaks with your boss.

“It’s an astounding discovery,” reported Dr. Herman Mylac. “Something like 97% of all the traffic to comes within 60 seconds of someone having a conversation with your manager. In particular, right after they refill their coffee at about 9:30 and then swing by the cubes of everyone on the team – that drives 41 percent of all page views for Monster.”

Additionally, the study found that about 70% of all traffic to happens on days when your manager is home sick.

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