Republican pundits were praising the Trump administration for offering up a new Muslim ban that, according to them, is at least 20% better than the original.

One commentator said, “How many administrations improve one of their key executive orders by 20% in just a matter of days?  This is really a great accomplishment.”

Another said, “Democrats keep calling this ban 80% horrible, but that’s because they are so negative about everything.  The only way to look at this new ban is to say it’s 20% better than the original, which was perfect to start with.”

Meanwhile, President Trump tweeted: “Great new safety ban- new and improved so activist judges can’t stop it.

Weaker than original though- so any terrorist act is judges fault.”

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