Sunday morning at the Spicer household had an improved atmosphere this week after the Press Secretary was overcome with joy not to have been spoofed on the most recent episode of Saturday Night Live.

A neighbor was said to have heard Mr. Spicer shouting in his backyard early Sunday morning:

“There is a god, there is a god…I didn’t believe it until now.”

“Honey, how about I go out and get donuts for the kids?  It just feels so great to not have the entire world laughing at you.”

“I just hope this means the President won’t call me a pussy today…a man can hope, right?”

This is a work of fiction…also known as satire.  Our disclaimer is here.

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