In a gesture of good will, President Trump mailed a package of fleece blankets with the Mar-a-lago logo to all Democratic Senators which are completely free of small pox.

“I’m hoping this gesture of friendship will strengthen the ties between the White House and the Senate,” said President Trump yesterday. “I know we’ve had some tough times and we don’t always see eye to eye. But I hope these blankets show a small amount of gratitude and help us get back on the right track. Also, don’t be worried Senators, as there is absolutely no small pox in these. None. Nada. So go ahead and really snuggle up in these.”

Press Secretary Sean Spicer told journalists the act was, “heroic beyond anything any president has ever done,” and also said that, “sending blankets without small pox was extra special.”

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