In a move to improve the President’s image, Republicans have asked President Trump to limit his comments about women to discussions about grabbing them by the tits.

Conservative leaders have overwhelming pushed for toning down the President’s language in order to smooth his path to reelection in 2020. Most experts agree, selling the country on a tit grabbing president should be much easier.

Sean Spicer relayed this news to the press corps late last night and suggested the move would show, “the great restraint the President has,” and “prove his willingness to become the President each and every one of you elected him to be.”

Additionally, Spicer noted that any women’s shelters who expect federal funding could start praising the President’s efforts now.

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