The CIA leaked today that President Trump has a secret golf simulator in the White House Situation Room- allowing him to play golf without criticism from the “Fake News” Media.
Trump, who often criticized President Obama for being a frequent golfer, once famously told a rally of his supporters: “I’m going to be working for you, I’m not going to have time to go play golf.” With recent public golf outings highlighting Trump’s blatant hypocrisy, the President decided a private indoor golf simulator would be very helpful.
As for the location in the White House Situation Room, that was apparently the genius idea of Chief of Staff Reince Priebus who said: “This way the President can say he spends lots of time in the Situation Room but of course not discuss anything about it since it’s classified.”
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