News broke today that President Trump promised Vice President Mike Pence he wouldn’t use nuclear weapons during his first term in office, as a condition for Pence joining the ticket.

Leaks throughout the White House confirmed the account, though President Trump took to Twitter to share his side of the story:

“Made no such promise to Pence.  FAKE NEWS.  Will have 2 terms though.  #MAGA”

“Will definitely use nukes if anyone is being a bad boy.”

“Our enemies like Australia and Sweden better watch out.”

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