Local citizen Thomas Bonro looked in the mirror this morning and noticed that his hair was getting a little long, prompting some self-reflection on whether he should get a haircut.

Mr. Bonro first thought about his schedule, and realizing he was busy the next few evenings, thought to himself, maybe I don’t need a haircut quite yet.  What’s a couple more days, right?

Then his thoughts turned to whether he might grow his hair to be a little longer.  Maybe he didn’t even want to get a haircut.

Mr. Bonro then remembered his last haircut was only 3 weeks earlier, and since he was living on a tight budget, he really should wait until next month.

Finally, Mr. Bonro just decided to get a haircut tonight, to avoid having the same internal monologue standing in front of the mirror tomorrow morning.

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