In a drawn out process which reportedly included many long time GOP operatives turning down the job, the White House has announced that Jamie Whitaker, creator of the famed “Saw” movie franchise will become Trump’s Communications Director.

“I am so pleased to have such a great, great filmmaker on our team,” said Trump. “Jamie knows the kind of carnage that Americans see everyday. I’m confident in his ability to show real life in a way that highlights the sense of horror and fear you all feel each day.”

Press Secretary Sean Spicer also commented on the new hire saying, “Jamie has really wowed us with his ability to turn something classless into a media sensation and a real money machine. I can’t wait to see what he can do for the Trump Administration.”

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