Word leaked out of the White House today that Steven Bannon’s harassment of Reince Priebus was continuing.  Bannon apparently defecated directly onto Priebus’s desk, in a further move to intimidate the Chief of Staff.

Mr. Priebus reportedly went straight to the President to protest the act, but President Trump was said to have keeled over laughing saying, “I thought your office smelled like shit, Priebus” and “I love that Steve Bannon, he shows who’s boss.  Reincy, you could learn something from him.”

Kellyanne Conway did her best to pivot away from the story during interviews on the evening news, calling it America’s “sick obsession with palace intrigue”, despite the fact it was White House insiders(presumably Mr. Priebus himself) who leaked the story to the Media.

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