On Friday, scientists from the National Academy of Science and Things held a press conference to share the news that their new discovery was indeed totally bitchin’.

Dr. Chaz McGill told journalists, “We’ve gathered you all here today to show you the results of our latest study which we are confident you’ll find super sweet.”

William Henry, an audience member at the press conference, later remarked, “Wow, that blew my freakin’ mind.” He elaborated further in saying, “when they showed the part with the fire balls and the lasers, that shit was awesome.”

“When I grow up, I’m going to be a scientist,” said the 47 year old man.

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