President Trump has issued an executive order halting the immigration of refugees in the United States. However, in an interview on Friday, Trump promised that Christian refugees would be given priority over others seeking to enter the country.

“Christians have been treated terribly over in Muslim countries,” said Trump. “I want to help them enter America where they can be free to live their lives without persecution and experience the end of days first hand.”  He elaborated, “Christians really are treated awfully across the world. I mean really, really bad. But when they get into this great country and witness the hellscape I’m creating, they will recognize this is a Christian nation by seeing the book of Revelations come to life.”

President Trump then left to join Vice President Pence and advisers Conway and Bannon to prepare four horses in the White House stables for a nice little ride.

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