Almost Real News is pleased to announce we have just hired Kellyanne Conway to serve as our first Editor-at-large.

“Kellyanne has the kind of wit and creativity we really value here at Almost Real News,” said the organization’s chairman William Beaufort Haydensmyth IV. “Her experience¬†with ‘alternative facts’ is directly relatable to the work we do here¬†making shit up.”

Ms. Conway has expressed her excitement at joining the ARN team and is looking forward to creating greater facts than ever before. We couldn’t be happier.

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