1601 Pennsylvania Avenue – Your elderly aunt expressed her relief today that the “new element” which had moved onto her block a few years ago has finally left.
“They just didn’t… look like the kind of neighbors you’d want,” said the 96 year old woman about the happy, polite family of four. “There were always suspicious people walking around and dad was almost never home,” she continued, thinking of the former law professor.
“I was so worried the parents were selling drugs or something,” she stammered as she remembered the mother and father of two, who between them hold degrees from Columbia, Princeton and Harvard.
“A young man has already moved in,” your aunt exclaimed over the phone. “He looks very professional and polite. I’m sure he is the type who never lets a cross word leave his mouth. The kind you want to ask over for dinner. You know, I just might have to do that.”
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