Experts have confirmed that the lottery ticket you had intended to purchase, but forgot to, was indeed a winner.

The jackpot of $237 million over 30 years, or $161 million outright, would have been all yours had you taken a minute to stop by the H&M Gas station right by work. In fact, that would have been the last time you’d have ever needed to go to that gas station, since by now you would have quit your job, flown to St. Bart’s and would be sipping a daiquiri on the beach.

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